Saturday, 11 February 2012

Kaash main tairay haseen hath ka ..................

Kash Main Teray Haseen Hath Ka Kangan Hota

Tu Baray Pyaar Say, Chao Say , Baray Maan Kay Sath

Apni Nazuk Se Kalaee Main Charhate Mujh Ko

Or Be-Tabi Say Fursat Kay Khezaan Lamhoon Main

Tu Kese Soch Main Doobi Jo Ghumate Mujh Ko

Teray Hath Ke Khushboo Say Mahak Sa Jata

Jab Kabhi Mood Main Aakar Mujhay Choma Karte

Teray Hontoon Ke Main Hiddat Say Dehak Sa Jata

Raat Ko Jab Bhi Tu Nindoon Kay Safer Per Jate

Marmareen Hath Ka Ak Takya Banaya Karte

Main Teray Kaan Say Lag Kar Kaee Bateen Karta

Teri Zulfoon Ko Teray Galoon Ko Choma Karta

Jab Bhi Tu Band Quba Kholnay Lagte Jana

Apni Aankhoon Ko Teray Husan Say Khaira Karta

Mujh Ko Bay Taab Sa Rakhta Teri Chahat Ka Nasha

Main Tere Rooh Kay Gulshan Main Mhakta Rahta

Main Teray Jsam Kay Aangan Main Khanakta Rahta

Kuch Nahi Tu Yahi Bay Naam Sa Bandhan Hota

Kash Main Teray Haseen Hath Ka Kangan Hota

MOHABBAT TOOR SAKTI HAI

MOHABBAT TOOR SAKTI HAI

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Koi zanjeer ho us ko mohabbat toor sakti hai
Jidhar chahay yeh baangain zindagi ki moor sakti hai
Mohabbat rook sakti hai kisi girtay sitaray ko
Kisi jaltay shararay ko,fana kay isteaaray ko

Yeh chikna choor aaienay ki kirchain joor sakti hai
Koi zanjeer ho us ko mohabbat toor sakti hai
Mohabbat per kisi bhi rasm ka pehra nahin chalta
Kisi aamir, kisi sultan ka sikka nahin chalta

Yeh har zindaan ki andhi salakhain toor sakti hai
Koi zanjeer ho us ko mohabbat toor sakti hai

Yeh jab chahay kisi bhi khawaab ko tabeer miljaiay
Kisi rastay main rastay pouchti, taqdeer miljaiay
Samay kay taiz dhaaray ko yeh peichay choor sakti hai
Koi zanjeer ho, us ko mohabbat toor sakti hai.

KOI ZANJEER HO US KO MOHABBAT TOOR SAKTI HAI............!!!!!!!!

Aik Trip ki rudaad


University life or parhai? Ye to “itt kuttay da vair ae” wali baat hui. Haan albatta kuch kitabi keeray hotay hain jo apni routine barqaraar rakhtay or musalsal “top” kar kay dosron ko “Beqaraar” kartay hain. Baharhaal choonkay ye log tadad main baqion ki nisbat thoray hotay hain, so, main un ka saath nahen deta. Aiye kuch fun ki baat kartay hain or main aap ko apni university life k 1 trip ki rudaad sunata hoon.
Un dinon naa parhne walay “Bachon” ka bhi par parh kay bura haal ho chukka tha q k papers nazdeek aa rahey thay or hum choonkay annual system main thay to hamen saal k aakhir pay khaasa parhna parta tha taa k “ supply” ki aziat say bach sakain. Lagataar parhai tabiyat k lye muzar saabit ho sakti hai to hum nay C.R say raabta kia or us say trip arrange karnay ki guzaarish ki. C.R bhi choonkay class ka “sadar” hota hai, to us say baat manwanay k liye aagay peechay to phirna hi parta hai. Aakhir kaar hamari chaaploosi rang laai or C.R sahib nay haami bhari or tag-o-dou main lag gaey.  Department say ijaazat laina or phir transport office say raabta karna kuch time to laita hai laikin koshish say C.R nay ye marhala bhi paar kia or aakhir kaar din tay paa gya, shaadi ka nahin, trip ka or hum “head panjnad” jaanay ki tyaari karnay lgay.
Muqarrara tareekh k lye sab hi bay chain thay. ALLAH ALLAH kar k wo din bhi aa gya. Excitement main subah jaldi utha or jaldi jaldi tyaar hua naasta kia or ghar say mikalnay lga to pta chala k bus mairay ghar k paas say ho kar hi jaaey gi to mjhe wahan say hi pick kar lain gay. Main baith gya or intezaar karnay lga. 2 ghantay guzar gaey or abhi tak bus nahin pohunchi thi. Menay dost ko msg kar k poocha to jawab aaya k jis bus pay hum nay jaan thaw o khrab ho gai or us ki jaga doosri bus aa rahi hai. Bus aakgir kaar aa hi gai or main us main sawar hua. Doston nay bhayan aawazain nikaal kar maira khair maqdam kia. Mainay apnay sath janay waalay teachers ko or class fellows ko salam kia or aik na khatam honay walay shughal ka aaghaz ho gya. Bus main ham total 27 students thay or hamaray saath 1 male or 1 female teacher as a guardian thay. Raastay main kuch or students ko bhi lya or phir jugatain or ganay or shor shraaba shuru ho gya.
Raastay main 1 dost nay sir say bottle ka poocha, sir nay foran haan kar di. Hum sab ki “salah” say dost nay sir say ye baat poochi thi or hum sir k jawab pay “meesnon” ki tarha hansnay lagay or sir ko bottle peeta daikhnay lgay or as a shughal hum nay iss ko bohat enjoy kia. Sir nay bottle khatam ki to usi dost nay 1 or ki offer kar di. Sir nay halka sa inkaar kia or phir kaha” haan haan day do”. Sir nay ye jawab dia or hamaari hanis thi k rukti he naa thee. Sab larkay 1 dosray ko isharay krtay, or phir zor zor say hansna shuru kar daitay. Wo sir hamen uss time parhatay thay so hum un k saamnay nahin hans saktay thay warna hamaari university k teachers, uff toba. Ittni to koi doctor cancer k mareez ko dawaian naheen daita jitni ye “supplian” day daitay hain.
Kuch dair main female teacher or larkion nay gaanay gaanay shuru kar diye.Hum main bhi jawwani nay josh maara or hum nay unhain “intaakshari” muqablay ki daawat di jisay unhon nay bakhushi qbool kar lia. Kch gaanay muqaabla baazi main gaaey gaey or phir hum sab nay mill kar apni apni taanain laga kar mahool ko khushgawar banaya. 12 bje k qareeb hum head panjnad pohunch cheeky thay.
Utarnay say pehlay hi humain hamaray teachers ki taraf se instructions milin k aap nay paani ki taraf nahin jaana, 1 dosre ko pani ki taraf dhakkay nahen daine waghera waghera, to hum zara shareefana andaz main head panjnad ka jaaiza lainay lagay.
Thora bohat ghoomnay phirnay k baad faisla kia gya k pehlay khaana kha liya jaaey, phir jahan dil chahay ghoomain phirain. Panjnad choonkay 1 picnic spot hai, to wahan kuch plots hain jahaan log baith kar kha pee laitay hain. Humara khanay peenay ka intezam zara”maatha” tha. Hum paani ki bottles lay k nahen gaey thay or naa hi humaray paas bichanay k liye chaadrain theen, jin par baith kar hum khaana kha saktay. Hum sab pareshan k ab teachers kia kahen gay k inhon nay intezan hi naen kia. Thori dair baad bus driver nay btaya k bus main 2 adad chaadrain pari hain to hamaari jaan main jaan ai. Wo chaadrain laai gain to wo kaafi had tak gandi or maili theen. Baharhaal zaroorat k waqt to gadhay ko bhe baap banaya ja skta hay to hum nay chaadrain bichain or un par barajamaan ho gaey. C.R nay “daig” sambhaali or catering ka kaam bakhoobi sar anjaam dia.
Khaanay say farigh ho kar hum thora or ghoomay phiray, panjnad pay qaim 1 museum dekha or photo session hua. Faisla kiya gya k ab wapsi k lye nikaltay hain or raastey main jatoi k muqaam par qaaim masjid “Sakina tus sughra” ki bhi zyarat kartay chalain gay. Is masjid ki khoobsurti k baray main bohat suna tha, phir apni aankhon say daikh bhi liya.
Masjid sakina-tu-sughra zila muzaffargarh ki tehsil jatoi k gaon, kotla reham ali shah main waqay hai. Dr. Ismail Bukhari nay is masjid ki bunyaad rakhi or Turkey k mahireen nay is masjid ko tamer kia.
Masjid main hum sab nay “ASAR” ki namaz adaa ki or phir sab nay masjid or uss say munsalik hostels k fun e tamer k shahkaar ka nazara kia or phir hum wapsi k lye rawaana huay. Multan pohunch kar sab log ice cream say lutf andoz huay or sab apnay apnay gharon ko rawaana ho gaey.

Wednesday, 8 February 2012

Random Jokes

  • Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall:
    • "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!!  

  • Question: Which day of the week is most hated by fish?
    • Answer: Fry Day

  • What do you call a deeply burnt food item in your lunch that is not recogonizable? 
    • UFO: Unidentified Fried Object.  
  • Lady 1: My son is very well behaved.
    • Lady 2: How can you say that? Wasn't he arrested and imprisoned for 5 years.                             Lady 1: Yes, but he got out after 2 years for good behavior inside the jail.
  • Wife to her husband: Wake up. Some thieves have broken into our house. I think they are now eating the food I made last night.
    Husband: Oh! Let's better call the ambulance then.

  • Teacher: How many letters are there totally in "A.B.C.D"?
    Student: 4
    Teacher: I meant the complete set, not just "A.B.C.D"
    Student: 52
    Teacher: What?! How?
    Student: Lower case 26 and Upper case 26.
  • Teacher: I want you to learn some of the alphabet.
    So jack goes home and see’s his mum reading a bill,
    Jack: mum what is the first letter of the alphabet? ,
    Mum: oh my gosh I forgot about that!
    So he goes to his sister, who is listening to rude music,
    Jack: what is the second letter of the alphabet?
    Sister: oh just pee off!
    So he goes to his dad, who is playing darts,
    Jack: what is the third letter of the alphabet?
    Dad: one hundred and eighty,
    So he goes to his little brother, who is watching node,
    Jack: what is the fourth letter of the alphabet?
    Brother: in my little brum brum car!
    The next day he goes to school and the teacher cask’s...
    Teacher: so jack what have you learnt?
    Jack: oh my gosh I forgot about that!
    Teacher: excuse me?
    Jack: oh just pee of!
    Teacher: how many detentions do you think you are going to have?
    Jack: one hundred and eighty!
    Teacher: how do you think you are going to get away from this?
    Jack: in my little brum brum car!

Monday, 6 February 2012

GENERAL KNOWLEDGE ABOUT THE WORLD

  • Saturday mail delivery in Canada was eliminated by Canada Post on February 1, 1969! 
  • In Tokyo, a bicycle is faster than a car for most trips of less than 50 minutes! 
  • There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal Crackers cookie zoo! 
  • Should there be a crash, Prince Charles and Prince William never travel on the same airplane as a precaution! 
  • Your body is creating and killing 15 million red blood cells per second! 
  • The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache on a standard playing card! 
  • Every day 20 banks are robbed. The average take is $2,500! 
  • The most popular first name in the world is Muhammad! 
  • Tablecloths were originally meant to be served as towels with which dinner guests could wipe their hands and faces after eating! 
  • Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult! 
  • One car out of every 230 made was stolen last year! 
  • The names of Popeye's four nephews are Pipeye, Peepeye, Pupeye, and Poopeye! 
  • Until the nineteenth century, solid blocks of tea were used as money in Siberia! 
  • The Nobel Peace Prize medal depicts three naked men with their hands on each other's shoulders! 
  • When glass breaks, the cracks move faster than 3,000 miles per hour. To photograph the event, a camera must shoot at a millionth of a second! 
  • A Boeing 747 airliner holds 57,285 gallons of fuel! 
  • A car uses 1.6 ounces of gas idling for one minute. Half an ounce is used to start the average automobile! 
  • A violin contains about 70 separate pieces of wood! 
  • It is estimated that 4 million "junk" telephone calls, phone solicitations by persons or programmed machine are made every day in the United States! 
  • Forest fires move faster uphill than downhill! 
  • Most lipstick contains fish scales!  
  • No piece of square dry paper can be folded more than 7 times in half! 
  • A crocodile always grows new teeth to replace the old teeth! 
  • The sun is 330,330 times larger than the earth! 
  • The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog." uses every letter of the alphabet! 
  • The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable"!  
  • Human teeth are almost as hard as rocks!
  • The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year! 
  • One in every 4 Americans has appeared on television! 
  • The average American/Canadian will eat about 11.9 pounds of cereal per year!
  • It's against the law to burp, or sneeze in a certain church in Omaha, Nebraska!
  • you're born with 300 bones, but when you get to be an adult, you only have 206!
    Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete!
     
  • Over 10,000 birds a year die from smashing into windows! 
  • The state of Florida is bigger than England
  • There are more than one million animal species on Earth! 
  • Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day! 
  • Thomas Edison, light bulb inventor, was afraid of the dark